| Jan. 21st, 2009 @ 08:58 pm ...I got bored in Psychology. |
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Feeling:  crazy
Rules for Erasmus 10. I will not think of my partner's accent as "cute." Even though it so totally is. Because it's not. 9. When my partner emerges from a building, bleeding everywhere after being attacked by animated statues, my immediate concern will not be whether or not the book I stole has blood on it. 8. When zombies attack, I will stand and fight them or grab my partner and run. I will not shove said partner into the zombie hoarde, shouting "Take the little one!" 7. "Partner" is not code for "meat shield." 6. I will stop stealing books. No one can read them, and they don't travel well. 5. I will actually learn how to weild a sword, because this whole "waving it around" thing isn't working out. 4. It's not okay to leave my partner to die. It really isn't. And "I'm sorry" is really not good enough. 3. But if I do leave my partner to die, I'd damned well better at least say "I'm sorry" when I come back or find him again. 2. I will stop thinking of myself for five minutes ... three minutes ... ten seconds. 1. If there is a shiny jewel in a temple of some kind, and it's supposed to be cursed, I will not touch it. No, really. Well, maybe a little.
Rules for Illiri 10. Humans are not toys, food, pets, or anything to that effect. Especially not pets. 9. I will stop touching statues I happen to find buried in the sand, and I will especially stop putting said statues on creepy altars. 8. Thomas is a human. See rule 10. 7. When my pet is attacked by walking corpses because I did something stupid related to statues and altars, I will not attempt to trick said pet into believing he is hallucinating. 6. I will stop daydreaming about shoving my brother into a volcano. 5. By "stop daydreaming," I do not mean "actually do it." 4. I will not encourage my pet to shove my brother into a volcano. 3. I will stop talking about shoving my brother into volcanos, because there are no volcanos on this island. 2. When I see a ship go by, I will not tell my shipwrecked, possibly homesick, zombie-stalked, nearly-insane pet that I didn't see anything. 1. I will not try to get rid of my brother by telling him that his beloved mate is dead. It's not nice, and doesn't work, anyway. |